老友记的搞笑英语对话

《老友记》之所以被推选为学习英语听力和口语的最佳材料,是因为它是一部经典,而且其中有很多值得学习的口语。下面小编为大家整理的老友记的搞笑英语对话，希望对大家有用!

老友记的搞笑英语对话

Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!

Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?

Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.

Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?

Ross: No,no.The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey lovin,’ he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo.

Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?

Chandler: I know that one!...No,that's Popes into a Volkswagen.

Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them.Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet,uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.

Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean,it's a total party zoo.

乔伊：我真不敢相信，罗斯，这真是太糟糕了!

钱德勒：我不懂，你才刚养它没多久，它怎会突然就成熟了?

罗斯：谁知道呢，之前它只是个小不点，转眼就成了紧抓住我的腿不放的小不点了。

乔伊：就没有任何能继续养它的办法吗?

罗斯：没办法，兽医说除非有个地方……让它获得正常的……猴爱。否则它会变得越来越暴力。我得把它送去动物园了。

乔伊：要怎么才能把猴子送进动物园呢?

钱德勒：我知道答案!……不对，我知道的是教皇怎么进到大众汽车里。

罗斯：我们正在到处申请。当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑的，比方说圣地亚哥动物园，不过那可能只是遥不可及的梦想，因为它远在加利福尼亚州，不过兽医说她认识迈阿密的朋友，或许有可能。

钱德勒：嗯，不过那儿似乎离海滩只有两个街区，肯定是个疯狂动物园。