结婚是每个人生命中重要的一个环节,每个人都希望得到所有亲朋好友的真挚祝福。下面小编为大家整理的祝贺结婚英语对话,希望对大家有用!
祝贺结婚英语对话
在Howard的单身派对上,Sheldon向准新郎致祝贺词,但他独特的致贺词让众人哭笑不得。
Raj: We are here tonight to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of my best friend Howard Wolowitz.
Together: Hear! Hear!
Sheldon: And, apparently, Wil Wheaton's best friend.
Wil: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Talk to the hand.
Raj: Does anyone have any words they'd like to say about our man of the evening?
Sheldon: I do. As it is the tradition, I have prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor at Howard's expense. Prepare to have your ribs tickled... Howard... I always thought you'd be the last one of us to ever get married, because you are so short and unappealing. Am I right? Let's see here. Oh, seriously though, Howard, you're actually one of the most intelligent people I know. And that's a zinger, because you're not. I've always thought that you'd make someone a fine husband someday. Assuming you'd be able to get the parts and develop the engineering skills to assemble them, which I don't see as likely. Hacha! Okay... Let me see here. Okay, kidding aside—Howard, you are a good friend. And I wish you nothing but happiness. Bazinga, I don't!
Leonard: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Double bazinga! I do! Good luck following that.
拉杰:我们今晚齐聚一堂,庆祝我死党霍华德·沃尔维茨即将步入婚姻的殿堂!
众人:干杯!干杯!
谢尔顿:显然他是威尔·惠顿的死党呢。
威尔:谢尔顿……
谢尔顿:懒得鸟你。
拉杰:有没有人想对今晚的主人公说几句?
谢尔顿:我来。(站了起来)按照传统习惯,我准备了一些无礼的笑话来取笑霍华德,娱乐大众,准备笑到肚子疼吧……霍华德……我一直以为你会是我们当中最后结婚的人,因为你四肢短小,其貌不扬,我说的对吧?(自己开乐,其他人面无表情)看看下面这个,不过话说回来,霍华德,你其实是我认识的最聪明的人之一——这是笑点,因为你不是。(又开始笑,霍华德很是尴尬,而莱纳德掩面忍住笑意)我一直以为,总有一天,你会“做”个好丈夫,前提是你能找齐零件,并拥有足够的工程技术能把自己组装成好丈夫,不过应该是没戏吧。好笑吧?(其他人都无奈地摇着头笑了)好,再看看这个……好了,不说笑了。霍华德,你是一位益友,我希望你幸福美满。(大家刚要举杯)逗你玩!我才不呢!
莱纳德:谢尔顿……
谢尔顿:还是逗你玩!我希望你好!(坐下)要跟上哥的思维,你得加油啊。
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