老友记英文对话资料

Ross要去大学讲课，先跟朋友们试讲了一下，结果没有一个人喜欢他的风格。下面小编为大家整理的老友记英文对话资料，希望对大家有用!

老友记英文对话资料

Ross: Hey uh, well, today's my first lecture and I kinda wantedto try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?

All: Oh that'd be great. Sure!

Ross: OK. “There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct…”

Phoebe: Oh, this is it. This is what's gonna kill me.

Ross: “…subcategories. The first of these subcategories is…”

Joey: Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?

Ross: No! Why?

Joey: Well, I've just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn't have naked chicks on it.

Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. “There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into…”

Chandler: Why don't you open with a joke?

Ross: Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club!

罗斯：嘿，今天我要去上第一节课，想跟大家试试课，你们，你们介意吗?

大家：(顿了一下，都思考了一秒钟)好啊，没问题!

罗斯：太好了。(左右张望了一下，然后直接一个字一个字地小声读着讲稿)“关于沉积物的流动率有三种主要理论，其中每一种又能被进一步分成两种截然不同的……”。

菲比：哦，就是这样了，我就是这样被杀死的。

罗斯：(继续读)“……子理论。第一种子理论是……”

乔伊：(打断罗斯)哎呀，罗斯!那，嗯，那张纸上有脱光的女孩儿吗?

罗斯：当然没有!为什么这么说?

乔伊：呃，我从来没见过谁那么认真地盯着一张没有裸女的纸看过。

罗斯：哦!好吧好吧。(重新一个词一个词地读)“关于沉积物的流动率，有三种(停下来看看乔伊)主要理论。(停下来看着钱德勒和瑞秋，瑞秋忍不住开始笑)其中每一种(看了看菲比)又能被进一步分成(看着钱德勒)……”

钱德勒：你为什么不讲个笑话来开场?

罗斯：讲笑话开场?那是个学校，又不是什么喜剧俱乐部!