老友记搞笑对话

在这一集中，Joey终于在电视剧《我们的日子》中饰演了一个角色。众友人围坐在电视机前等着看Joey的精彩演出，在此期间，Joey还向大家介绍了女演员教授给他的演戏经验。下面小编为大家整理的老友记搞笑对话，希望对大家有用!

老友记搞笑对话

Rachel: Did I miss it? Did I miss it?

Joey: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.

Chandler: Whoa, she's pretty.

Joey: Yeah, and she's really nice, too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

Rachel: I'm sorry, what?

Monica: What?

Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.

Chandler: Oh, OK.

Joey: There's my scene, there's my scene. “Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.”

Mrs. Wallace: “Is she gonna be all right? ”

Joey: “I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a... subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee.”

Chandler: Nice!

Rachel: That's great!

Ross: Excellent!

Chandler: For a minute there I thought you were actually trying to smell something.

瑞秋：我错过了吗?我错过了吗?

乔伊：没错过，这个家伙开枪自杀之后就轮到我上场了。

钱德勒：哇哦，她挺漂亮啊。

乔伊：是啊，她人还特别好。她教了我所有那些在镜头前演戏的诀窍，还有“闻屁味”演戏法。

瑞秋：什么?你说什么?

莫妮卡：什么意思?

乔伊：差不多就是，在短时间之内你得记住太多台词了，那么有些时候你就得花点儿时间想下一句台词。那你想下句台词的时候呢，就利用这个稍长的停顿时间，将表情装得特别凝重，你们看，像这样。

钱德勒：哦，明白了。

乔伊：到我的戏了，到我的戏了。“华莱士夫人，我是德雷克·瑞摩瑞医生，令妹的神经外科医生。”

华莱士夫人：“她会好起来的吧?”

乔伊：“恐怕令妹的情况比我们所预期的还要糟糕。令妹所患的是……颅下血肿。或许我们可以边喝咖啡边聊聊病情。”

钱德勒：不错!

瑞秋：真不错!

罗斯：太棒了!

钱德勒：刚才看的时候，有那么一会儿，我还以为你真是在闻什么东西呢。