老友记中搞笑对话

Phoebe假扮Ursula安慰Joey，最后被Joey发现。下面小编为大家整理的老友记中搞笑对话，希望对大家有用!

老友记中搞笑对话

Phoebe: Yeah, um... You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge. I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk!

Joey: You don't drink.

Phoebe: That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!

Joey: Oh, Urse...

Phoebe: Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.

Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

Joey: No. No, I, I couldn't do that.

Phoebe: Um, then yes, it's because of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.

Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.

Phoebe: You know... You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.

Joey: I know... I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.

Phoebe: Really?

Joey: Phoebe?Phoebe: Yeah. Oooh...

菲比：是啊，嗯……你知道吗，你，你应该忘记我在桥下说过的话。那晚我就是胡言乱语。我喝醉了!

乔伊：你不喝酒的。

菲比：没错，我不喝……但我是，我是爱你爱得如痴如醉!

乔伊：哦，乌苏拉……

菲比：好吧，是啊，我要说的是我们是没有结果的。

乔伊：为什么?就因为我是菲比的朋友?

菲比：如果是，你愿意就此不再和她来往吗?

乔伊：不，不行，我，我办不到。

菲比：呃，那么没错，就是因为菲比!所以说，你也知道，要么选她，要么选我。

乔伊：那么，呃，那我只能说抱歉了。

菲比：你知道……要忘记你，真的，真的是一件很难的事。

乔伊：我知道……不知道是否是因为要分手了，还是……什么原因，你看起来格外地漂亮。

菲比：真的?

乔伊：菲比?

菲比：什么事?哦……