老友记精彩片段经典对话

事件：菲比的一个顾客死在了按摩床上，菲比感觉死者灵魂附在了她身上。下面小编为大家整理的老友记精彩片段经典对话，希望对大家有用!

老友记精彩片段经典对话

Phoebe: One of my clients died on the massage table today.

Ross: Oh my god.

Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

Phoebe: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.

Monica: Oh, honey.

Phoebe: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, “OK, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage.”Little did she know God was thinking, “OK, but that's it.” Oh, but the weirdest thing was, OK, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.

Rachel: What do you mean?

Phoebe: I think it went into me.

Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.

Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.

菲比：今天我有一个客人死在按摩床上了。

罗斯：天啊!

钱德勒：你未免也让你的顾客放松过头了吧。

菲比：是啊，她已经82岁了，她叫，嗯，艾德曼太太。

莫妮卡：噢，甜心。

菲比：对呀，感觉怪怪的。我是说，她早上醒来时说不定在想：“好，我去吃点早餐，然后去散步，然后，再去按个小摩”。肯定想不到老天会说：“好，就这样好了。”哦，不过最诡异的事情是，我正在清她的灵气的时候，当她的灵魂离开身体的时候，我觉得它没走远。

瑞秋：什么意思啊?

菲比：我觉得她的灵魂上了我的身。(众人后退一步)

莫妮卡：天啊，这太难了，我没有办法决定做羊肉还是做鸭肉。

钱德勒：当然了，羊肉比较恐怖，不然电影就应该叫《沉默的鸭子》了。